tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52177162011-10-03T15:32:43.137ZBlahvertMusings, thoughts and rants. Mostly the latter.Robnoreply@blogger.comBlogger331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-71441385836639168652011-01-05T22:12:00.002Z2011-01-05T22:15:45.807ZBlahverts Law of Woo on the Web The length of a web page is directly proportional to the amount of woo it contains * this means a single article on a page that goes on and on, not a page made up of lots of articles So a few examples.... johnbenneth.wordpress.com/2011/01/05/fire-pz-myers/ www.endoftheworld2012.net www.atlantisbook.com www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicapollo.html etc....Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-48071251506717674862011-01-05T00:26:00.000Z2011-01-05T00:26:47.082ZEnd of the World! Which "End of the World" you may ask, there being so many around. This is the October 21st 2011 end of the world. The "rapture" will happen a bit before that on May 21st 2011. Worst case scenario - 6 months with no godists whining and praying pointlessly! :) This is predicted by a small group who wish to warn everyone that we are all about to die. Seems a bit pointless, why Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-65102682101830913962011-01-03T14:45:00.001Z2011-01-03T14:46:21.878ZReligidiot on Facebook This made me laugh on Facebook. Basically some idiot stated Fact- if the earth was 10 ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it was 10 ft further we would freeze to death... God is amazing!Someone then replied with the correct astronomical facts making the original poster look like the complete idiot that they are. Just to add my little bit of input, some other Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-48782047136467314912011-01-03T14:21:00.000Z2011-01-03T14:21:09.852ZMind Your Own Campaign As reported in the Archbishop Cranmer blog, they have launched a "Mind Your Own" campaign, so you don't have to state your religious status in the 2011 UK census, probably due to embarrasment I suppose. The bit that made me laugh was the quote from Article 9 of the European Convention on Human Rights, 'everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion'.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-61876279719556676022010-06-27T17:31:00.000Z2010-06-27T17:31:52.193ZEngland Out of the World Cup The England team were shockingly bad. Really really bad. We just made it easy for Germany, not that they weren't good! Fabio, what were you thinking? You can't blame it all on one crappy refs decision. Thats one refereeing team that won't be visiting England for a long time though.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-57694363947615408842010-06-27T17:04:00.000Z2010-06-27T17:04:06.287ZPope Wants Extra Special Treatment For Catholic Church At least, I guess that is what he is asking for Why does he think his child raping priests are above the law? I reckon he has just spent too many years in the church and has become institutionialised, thinking that as it is so important to him then is must be important to everyone when he couldn't be further from the truth. Hopefully the Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-7794073175651681712010-06-24T23:48:00.000Z2010-06-24T23:48:15.597ZPut Them In Jail, Maybe They Will Be On The Receiving "End" Belgium police have raided the HQ of the catholic church there due to child abuse allegations. This will be worth watching! Lets hope the frock wearing abusers get slung in jail and make some "close" new friends there, get a piece of their own medicine. Go on Italian police, have the courage to do the same in your own country.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-42628190859567179442010-06-14T21:03:00.000Z2010-06-14T21:03:57.442ZWatch Football and Die Aren't some Islamists twats! Watching football in Somalia is banned by those ignorant stone-age brained (and thats probably being cruel to cavemen) members of Hizbul-Islam, yet one more religious group who think they have all the answers. Their spokes-idiot, one Sheikh Mohamed Abdi Aros said that "It is a waste of money and time and they will not benefit anything or get Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-10941541457141402872010-06-10T23:31:00.000Z2010-06-10T23:31:44.928ZNoah's Ark Zoo Farm Its so embarrassing when you find there is something like this in the UK, its very "Kentucky". OK, so it's a nice little animal park and I'm sure the animals are happy and well looked after. But really, putting stuff about a big mythical sky man creating the world under a web page called "research" is having a laugh. Apparently they have some "important evidence" to give me Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-18768796285111513982010-06-10T22:30:00.000Z2010-06-10T22:30:48.953ZGod at the Giants Causeway Some Irish religidiots want a natural history display at the Giants Causeway to give all the credit to their god. Can just imagine can't you, you first let one get his little myth in the museum and then some other group decides its missing out on some publicity so tries to get its own fairy story included. Before you know it the amount of crap being displayed Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-25531357457953656662010-04-25T10:58:00.000Z2010-04-25T10:58:21.598ZBoobQuake Support the BoobQuake! Monday April 26th is BoobQuake day, get the tinned food suppliess stashed away, store water and prepare for the end of the world. This all started cos some idiot in Iran (a professional theist, how did you guess?) stated that earthquakes were caused by women dressing immodestly therefore angering his god into causing an earthquake. So BoobQuake day involves lotsRobnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-45527746212109242232010-04-25T10:37:00.000Z2010-04-25T10:37:43.488ZCatholic Church So Shakey That Humour Can Hurt It After all the talk of child raping priests and general corruption in the catholic church, all the way up to the pope comes the news that ahead of His Cultishness' visit to the UK a memo has been leaked from the Foreign Office which contained a list of "frivolous" agenda items for the visit later in the year. Now that is has been leaked and Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-77191931880219437822010-04-25T10:01:00.000Z2010-04-25T10:01:43.169ZAll Bow To Our New Homeopathic Masters The homeopathic bomb has been developed, be afraid. By adding a small amount of explosive to water and then diluting it until there is no explosive left you will have an immensely more power bomb. I'm scared.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-29811397870442683572010-04-11T20:13:00.001Z2010-04-11T20:15:00.249ZReligion More Important Than Your Health Great, my right to life is less important than some deluded theists right to "religious freedom". So the rights of a Sikh to wear (cleaned?) bangles or a Muslim to cover their arms are more important than NHS rules designed to lower the risk of infection from such things as the MRSA "superbug". Muslim staff escape NHS hygiene rule Does this mean I have Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-24540098744390070792010-04-10T12:36:00.001Z2010-04-10T12:37:22.930ZSue Scientology Out Of Existence! Yay, some ex-scientologists are sueing the cult for 15 years of back wages having been used as slave labour. Good to see they have escaped the brain washing and are hopefully free spirits again. Though there are lawyers involved so they aren't completely out of the woods :) Lets just hope they win and then others will be encouraged to leave and sue the Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-82566559936095490212010-04-05T10:38:00.001Z2010-04-05T10:41:49.718ZLowering Canadas IQ with ID This is sooooo funny, Dense O'Leary thinks kittens evolve into cats!. I have not the words. Still, she is a catholic so has to deal with all that implies. I see comments are turned off on her blog. There she is, spouting off her ill-educated comments with her hands over her ears, "I can't hear you I can't hear you". Oops, its "Deynse", not "Dense". I think my Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-1705174310806537192010-04-04T22:40:00.000Z2010-04-04T22:40:47.564ZThe Catholic Church Doesn't Care Cardinal tells Pope Benedict XVI not to be distracted by 'petty gossip'  So there we go, the catholic church thinks that child abuse is petty gossip. Everyone carry on as before, please let the priests to continue to abuse your children, any talk of such things is just petty gossip It's all about power and money for a corrupt cult.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-27593730293717194672010-03-30T23:49:00.001Z2010-03-30T23:50:39.222ZAmega Amwand Is a Scam I've recently heard about the Amega AMwand. More woo woo dressed up with pseudo scientific langauge. To see what it is about do a search for it on your favourite search engine, or click here for one I prepared earlier. Have a read, I'll wait. OK, so WTF does "This proprietary technology resonates at what is called zero point energy." mean? How does a lump of metal "Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-52758306507981962832010-03-27T23:52:00.000Z2010-03-27T23:52:39.319ZThe Pope to Resign? Wow, now there is talk of the pope resigning! OK, it's unlikely to happen but for there to even be discussion of the possibility shows just how angry people are about the pope and his paedophile priests.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-29992117835263493912010-03-27T13:08:00.000Z2010-03-27T13:08:55.709ZTempleton Prize for Believing in Compromise Someones been given a million dollars for believing in god and being able to somehow reconcile that with science. I couldn't live with the intellectual dishonesty myself. Templeton Winner Attacks Atheists So he goes on , blah blah, about how atheists are being nasty to religionists and shouldn't antagonise them. Kill joy, eh? The prize itself is Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-4850599746641262912010-03-26T00:35:00.000Z2010-03-26T00:35:40.233ZTrousers Round Their Arses I've been around for a while and seen lots of strange, unusual or striking fashions come and go. New Romantics, ra ra skirts, flares (several times), shell suits amongst others. But for the last couple of years there has been one which really really annoys me. It's trousers being worn as low as possible around the hips. What is with that? Most fashions at least have Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-59219201856919041362010-03-26T00:17:00.000Z2010-03-26T00:17:29.383ZQuack Quack Woo One of my favourite blogs pointed me at these loons. Desperately funny. Desperately sad that some people will believe them. Part of me really hopes they are scammers and con men cos you can legislate against that. The alternative is that they are stupid, and you can't legislate against stupid. Maybe we just have to wait for something like an oxygen tent and a stray spark to Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-37772138198428452482010-03-21T12:27:00.000Z2010-03-21T12:27:32.784ZCatholic Church Corruption And I don't just mean "corrupt" in a criminal way but in a dead, decaying, rotting, religious, catholic church kind of way.  You would think this kind of behaviour would be the end of a normal commercial or political organistation, but this is the catholic church with millions of deluded followers who think the pope is infallible so I'm sure they will survive just fineRobnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-58133556051865154502010-03-12T21:25:00.000Z2010-03-12T21:25:18.326ZBloke Sees Jesus Image in Frying Pan At least I only have to wonder what the singular of doofus is in this case. Image of Jesus appears in a frying pan What is it with these people? Is every bloke in the world with a beard and long hair "Jesus"? If thats true then I probably see at least one Jesus every day. I don't make a fuss about it, why do they?Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-34464175666882590822010-03-09T22:50:00.000Z2010-03-09T22:50:21.458ZMarmite Jesus Family see Jesus image in Marmite What is the plural of "doofus"? Why exactly do they think it looks like Jesus? I think they have seen too many episodes of The Simpsons if they think that's a normal skin tone. I reckon, if I had to say it looked like something, its Munch's The Scream. People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us. Yup, you're Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-3899083920565743952010-03-09T00:07:00.002Z2010-03-09T00:23:10.936ZOldie but Goodie The Bleep Its an old article but I ran across it again and it made me smile. Have you ever seen What The Bleep? Watch it for a giggle, wow, is it shit! :) It's so bad it makes me laugh. Makes a change from watching QI on Dave, again. There's all this bad science mixed up with Bleep style "quantum physics" (like they know anything about that) and fluffy woo-woo. As I said, Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-31962785647319213142010-03-08T00:21:00.001Z2010-03-08T00:21:58.942ZPerverts in the Vatican? Surely not! When will people learn that the Catholic church is corrupt? Oh yeah, and that whole thing about talking to a non-existant bloke up in the sky is a lie too.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-71037009938096749562010-03-08T00:17:00.001Z2010-03-08T00:22:24.895ZChild Cruelty Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolution America has a big problem with this kind of thing, it's making their children stupid. If it was just the religious home schooling fundies it would be a big problem, but it's worse, they try and do the same thing in state schools, there always seems to be some school board somewhere (usually Texas) trying to get creationism/ID into Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-38785119810863801812010-03-07T17:02:00.001Z2010-03-08T00:22:38.990ZScientology in Trouble Defectors Say Church of Scientology Hides Abuse Sorry, "Scientology in Trouble...again". Haha, Xenu loving idiots. I guess the Nigerian 419 scammers really hate Scientology cos it takes a lot of very gullible rich people off the internet. Long live Anonymous!Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-75166120093097464372010-03-01T19:26:00.003Z2010-03-08T00:22:54.320ZIslam and the Labour Party This is scary - religious idiots in British political parties?! OK, I know we already have religious idiots in our parties (And yes Tony, if you had told everyone how deeply religious you were while in office we would have thought you were weird. And scarey). It was bad enough having Dubyah in command, and he was three or four thousand miles away! So IFE, you can just Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-69874078617926538562010-03-01T18:34:00.004Z2010-03-08T00:23:10.837ZAnother Excuse for the Homeopathy Kooks Interesting Water Physics Oh dear, you just know they are going to latch onto this as an "explanation" for how homeopathy works, using language along the lines of "see, theres more to water than you think" or completely not understanding and just using the buzzwords anyway in the same way the word quantum is misused by woo woo all over the world.Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-58412388450426658572010-02-02T20:48:00.001Z2010-03-08T00:23:27.935ZChildish Chinese Don't they whine! It a cross between a small bully threatening the other kids to only play with him and a patronising school master. I'm sure they have their own reasons for making that decision (not that I'm saying its right) but its the language they use to get their point across. It just sounds crap and childish. The Chinese spokesman says of the Dalai Lama, "He should make Robnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5217716.post-20336863288290287752010-02-02T20:27:00.002Z2010-03-08T00:23:49.049ZPope Benedict attacks government over Equality Bill The Pope, what a twat.  "In some respects it actually violates the natural law upon which the equality of all human beings is grounded and by which it is guaranteed." Translation: I'm being undermined. I'll pretend my opinion is that of a higher being.Robnoreply@blogger.com0